PAULRYAMOROUS

A love letter to Paul Ryan--conservative lion, next vice president, folksy, damn good looking.
VP-to-be Paul Ryan’s ambition is already outgrowing his incoming job as he tries to perfect his Emperor Napoleon pose. 

VP-to-be Paul Ryan’s ambition is already outgrowing his incoming job as he tries to perfect his Emperor Napoleon pose. 

Vice President to-be Paul Ryan takes the gestures he learned from outgoing VP Joe Biden from the debate to the campaign trail in hopes of wooing the ever-elusive mime constituency. 

Vice President to-be Paul Ryan takes the gestures he learned from outgoing VP Joe Biden from the debate to the campaign trail in hopes of wooing the ever-elusive mime constituency. 

"I almost didn’t escape with my life."
Vice President to-be Paul Ryan relates the harrowing tale of his encounter with Joe Biden, a rare species of ravenous wolf. 

"I almost didn’t escape with my life."

Vice President to-be Paul Ryan relates the harrowing tale of his encounter with Joe Biden, a rare species of ravenous wolf. 

"America, forget 47%. The important percentage in this race is 6 percent. Six percent body fat, to be exact."

"America, forget 47%. The important percentage in this race is 6 percent. Six percent body fat, to be exact."

"I bet you Barack Obama has never run a marathon in under 3 hours!"

"I bet you Barack Obama has never run a marathon in under 3 hours!"

Paul uses visual aids to describe the Republican vision for the size of government.

Paul uses visual aids to describe the Republican vision for the size of government.

The Representative is secretly jealous of the Secretary of Defense’s past successful deficit reduction plan.

The Representative is secretly jealous of the Secretary of Defense’s past successful deficit reduction plan.

Barack: "Oh no you will not."
Paul: "Oh yes I will."

Barack: "Oh no you will not."

Paul: "Oh yes I will."

The former Mayor of Charlotte is highly enthused to be in physical contact with Mitt, much to the well-concealed chagrin of the Representative.

The former Mayor of Charlotte is highly enthused to be in physical contact with Mitt, much to the well-concealed chagrin of the Representative.

"That’s right Mr. President, I did build that with these two hands!”

"That’s right Mr. President, I did build that with these two hands!”